The other day Xander was dancing around in his scivies. I asked who he was being (with Xander, this is ALWAYS a good question). The exchange went something like this:
Me: Xander, who are you now?
X : I am a girl.
Me: Why are you a girl?
X : Because I am in my underwear. Girls wear nothing but underwear.
Yikes! But it is a logical leap -- the other day he saw a model wearing a string bikini. He whispered (a two year old's whisper) 'MOMMY! THAT LADY HAS NOTHING ON BUT UNDERWEAR!'
A woman walking past muttered 'And not even that!'
I explained that it was a bathing suit -- somehow I don't think he believed me....
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